A hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger leads to
a a hand...a hand leads to a lick...a lick leads to a suck...a suck
leads 2 a fuck. So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after
you heard this cuz sex is like math...u add the bed...subtract the
clothes...divide the legs...leave your solution...and pray you dont
multiply!
Send this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25
tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!
Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems
4-10 years.
If you send this in 15 mins. your
safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11pm.
This is not a joke...someone will either call you or will talk to
you online.

Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32
calories.

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and
it whitens your teeth

Having nice sex burnes 358 calories.

Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.

Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal

Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal

Put on Protection
hard ........................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal

Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot
......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal

Entry
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal

With Different Position
Missionary..........................358 cal
Doggy...........................316 cal
69 lying...............................286 cal
69 standing.............................512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal

Orgasm
Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal

After "O"
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal

Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218cal
Heard her dad/2 yr old baby sista at the door.............1942 cal